Saturday, 27 June 2009

oOoOoOoPs

Except now I want the album "Taylor Swift" by Taylor Swift.
So I am still happy.
Just a bit impatient.

iHeart iTunes

I have just spent a day downloading songs from iTunes. My dad gave me and my brother a budget on £20.50 to spend on iTunes because of our exam results.
Except I don't have an iPod yet... however I am getting one on July 12th (Speech Day... I think). I am going to get (hopefully!) a iPod Touch. I want a 32gig one, because my bro has a 16gig one and it is nearly full up - he only has 300 songs and five films and 90 apps (yes I know...) and I am planning on having more music on it: so far I have 1248 songs on my iTunes, as well as four applications and I am planning on putting some uber-good films on there... for example Wild Child, St Trinians (does anyone have that DVD??? I really want to borrow it, if you do :)) and Mamma Mia! because they are ALL on my Top 5 Favourite films list. It goes:
1. Wild Child
2. St Trinians/ Mamma Mia!
3. St Trinians/ Mamma Mia!
4.Hairspray
5. The Notebook/ Twilight

I am sure you will have noticed that they are mostly chick-flicks or cheesy musicals. except for category 5: you need a bit of drama and romance in the list.
Btw, just so it doesn't feel put out, Angus Thongs is no.6.

So, I downloaded a LOAD of songs, including:
-Lenka "The Show" (the one I wanted!!!!!)
-A lot of the songs of the St Trinian's Soundtrack
-Stiff Dylans "Ultraviolet"
-Colbie Caillat "Bubbly" (I LOVE this song!!!! addicted now!!!!) and the album "Summer Sessions"
-Pixie Lott EP "Mama Do"
-Miley Cyrus "The Clime" & "Fly on the Wall" (because it's addictive!!)
-La Roux "Bulletproof" & "In For The Kill"
-Florence + The Machine "Kiss with a fist" and "Hospital Beds" (yes Katie, you've got me hooked!)
-Taylor Swift "Umbrella" - yes the same one as Rihanna, but better
- Kylie Minogue "Boombox"

So I am happy.

Friday, 26 June 2009

2 for £12!!!!!

Omg, that was the funniest biology/french lesson EVER.
Thanks to moi.
Well.....

At breaktime this morning, Hannah (www.hannahbethanroper.co.uk) found a sticker on her bag. A bright yellow, fluorescent sticker, saying "2 for £12" on it.
"So Hannah, why have you got a sticker on your bag???"
"Well, i was buying a bra yesterday in New Look and the sticker must have come off."
So, that was that.
I stuck the sticker on Hannah's (frankly enormous) afro. She told me not to and to stick it on Alex.
Having an INGENIOUSLY AMAZING idea, I decided to stick it upside down on a table (with the sticky side up) and lured Alex to sit on the table. Being the douche he is, he did without looking, and got a yellow sticker on one of his bum cheeks. Saying "2 for £12" on. which is pretty hilarious, if you think about it.
Julia REALLY couldn't stop giggling.
And it was rather hilarious.
Well, it was SOOOOOOOOOOO funny and I nearly wet myself.
Nearly as funny as this lunchtime when I tickled Becky and she sqeaked and fell on the floor and starting rolling about.
So in Biology, people were laughing and generally having a great time.
Alex, of course, was too dense to notice the fact that he had a luminous yellow sticker on his arse.
Even when people were trying to take pictures of it. It was like:
"Um, Alex, can i just take a picture of your..... er..... hair to show my cousin. From the back, if you don't mind."
And he said ok in his ridiculously girly voice. I forgot, Alex is slightly camp. And gay. But he doesn't know it yet.
Let me put it this way: listen to Katy Perry's "U r so gay" and you will get the picture.
Seriously. He must have thought that everyone wanted to look at his gorgeously sexy, ravishing bu, cheeks.
Hahahahaha. yeah right.
And Zoey was saying REALLY loudly, stuff lioke "Hhhhmmmm. Alex. Bum. Yellow Sticker. Trousers. TWO FOR TWELVE POUNDS!!!!!"
And that was to his face.
And he still didn't get it.
And he went on flicking his hair about like a stupid, flicky-haired thing.
And everyone else was roaring with laughter.
And Alex was totally oblivious. He was probs talking about his new fabulous handbag creation that will be rank. Like that top he made poor Hannah wear.
And during the LOVERLY film about puberty and naked people, he didn't notice. Even when all the girls in the back row were laughing about it.
He is SO dense.
And we went to French, where those people who had the misfortune not to be in our AMAZING Biology set got to see the marvel that was Alex's trousers.
Emily was quite literally wetting herself.
"Um, Alex, could you possibly bend down and get that pencil for me?"
And she gos a lovely view of Alex's rear end, complete with bargain-bum-buy sticker.
It was so funny. But at lunchtime, when we were getting ready for CCF, inside sources said he notices.
Oh well. good things can'tlast forever.
But it was JOLLY funny (as Mr Spencer would say).
LOL
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New Albums: Taylor Swift "Fearless"; Noisettes "Wild Young Hearts"
Favourite Song: Taylor Swift "You Belong with Me"
Albums desperately wanted: St Trinians Soundtrack
Single desperately wanted: Lemka "The Show"
Really Annoying Song (RAS): Noisettes "Cheap Kicks"

Tuesday, 23 June 2009

exams are over!!! WHOOPEE!!!!!

YESSSSSS (Y)
Exams
are
officially
over.
!!!!!!!!
I have not been blogging recently because of (joy of joys) revision.
So here is a MASSIVE one now.
I will describe A LOT of things that have happened from exam week to today.
Here we go.

A week yesterday, a WHOLE year group were sat in the ZMH doing various maths exams.
set 4 were doing the EASY 2+2=4 one for the inferior life forms,
set 3 were oing a similar one i htnik
set 2 were doing a different one because they are the lower life forms
and set 1 (my set) were doung a super hard GCSE higher even though it is two years until we are sixteen.
AAAAAAAARGH.

Exam results so far:
Biology: 94% (GET IN THERE!!!!! SECOND IN THE SET!!!)
History: 91% (GET IN THERE EVEN MORE!!! TOP IN THE SET!!!)
English: 86% (GET IN THERE A BIT!!! 3RD OR 4TH IN SET!!!!!)
Maths: 64% (DPO NOT GET IN THERE::: IT WAS A SUPER HARD EXAM AND I CAME 15TH OUT OF 30 :()

so am quite pleased. Except fpr maths because that was CRAP.
Its ok for other sets, they dont have the pressure of doing GCSE next year. which i do. because io am in top set.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

Anyway, I spent today slouched in a chair in the shire hall getting bum cramp whilst listening to a gom (grumpy old man) talking about his books. They sounded a bit boring. And he said l;ipgloss wrong.
Well. i mean, you say 'lipgloss' as one word, don't you?
he said it like this:
LIP gloss.
I bet he spelt it like that.
or lip-gloss, like old people do thank-you.
But i met two people i knew from out of school.
O giant bibby.
And mathilda's sister charlotte.
("hi charlotte!"
"how are you, charlotte?")
The woman asked us if we were sisters, we were giggling so much.
a) why would you name your daughters the same name? surely that's against the law?
b) we had DIFFERENT SURNAMES.
Indeedy.

Anyway, when we went back to school we talked about bookclub. one very dim first year suggested a sleepover. in the library.

HELLO???? SADDO?????

I AM NOT sleeping in the same room as my gormy bro and his even gormier friends. one evwen wants to be a gormy VICAR.
Seriously.
what if lucy's abnormally large head turns them on???
eeeewwwww

im not joking.

Anyway, i suggested a shopping trip to london to buy ''books''. But id sneak off tyo Exford street anyway to the GIANT topshop and carnaby street for benefit.
Anyway. byeeeeeeeeeeeee
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