2 for £12!!!!!

Omg, that was the funniest biology/french lesson EVER. Thanks to moi. Well..... At breaktime this morning, Hannah (www.hannahbethanroper.co.uk) found a sticker on her bag. A bright yellow, fluorescent sticker, saying "2 for £12" on it. "So Hannah, why have you got a sticker on your bag???" "Well, i was buying a bra yesterday in New Look and the sticker must have come off." So, that was that. I stuck the sticker on Hannah's (frankly enormous) afro. She told me not to and to stick it on Alex. Having an INGENIOUSLY AMAZING idea, I decided to stick it upside down on a table (with the sticky side up) and lured Alex to sit on the table. Being the douche he is, he did without looking, and got a yellow sticker on one of his bum cheeks. Saying "2 for £12" on. which is pretty hilarious, if you think about it. Julia REALLY couldn't stop giggling. And it was rather hilarious. Well, it was SOOOOOOOOOOO funny and I nearly wet myself. Nearly as funny as this lunchtime when I tickled Becky and she sqeaked and fell on the floor and starting rolling about. So in Biology, people were laughing and generally having a great time. Alex, of course, was too dense to notice the fact that he had a luminous yellow sticker on his arse. Even when people were trying to take pictures of it. It was like: "Um, Alex, can i just take a picture of your..... er..... hair to show my cousin. From the back, if you don't mind." And he said ok in his ridiculously girly voice. I forgot, Alex is slightly camp. And gay. But he doesn't know it yet. Let me put it this way: listen to Katy Perry's "U r so gay" and you will get the picture. Seriously. He must have thought that everyone wanted to look at his gorgeously sexy, ravishing bu, cheeks. Hahahahaha. yeah right. And Zoey was saying REALLY loudly, stuff lioke "Hhhhmmmm. Alex. Bum. Yellow Sticker. Trousers. TWO FOR TWELVE POUNDS!!!!!" And that was to his face. And he still didn't get it. And he went on flicking his hair about like a stupid, flicky-haired thing. And everyone else was roaring with laughter. And Alex was totally oblivious. He was probs talking about his new fabulous handbag creation that will be rank. Like that top he made poor Hannah wear. And during the LOVERLY film about puberty and naked people, he didn't notice. Even when all the girls in the back row were laughing about it. He is SO dense. And we went to French, where those people who had the misfortune not to be in our AMAZING Biology set got to see the marvel that was Alex's trousers. Emily was quite literally wetting herself. "Um, Alex, could you possibly bend down and get that pencil for me?" And she gos a lovely view of Alex's rear end, complete with bargain-bum-buy sticker. It was so funny. But at lunchtime, when we were getting ready for CCF, inside sources said he notices. Oh well. good things can'tlast forever. But it was JOLLY funny (as Mr Spencer would say). LOL xXx New Albums: Taylor Swift "Fearless"; Noisettes "Wild Young Hearts" Favourite Song: Taylor Swift "You Belong with Me" Albums desperately wanted: St Trinians Soundtrack Single desperately wanted: Lemka "The Show" Really Annoying Song (RAS): Noisettes "Cheap Kicks"